too cool for school

i just got off the phone with my love and i told him this story:

last night i had a dream that i. and i got a wiener dog (as i am hopelessly obsessed with wiener dogs and never stop thinking about them).

but the wiener dog hated us. not like, it was mean or aggressive towards us, just he sort of rolled his eyes and gave us withering looks when we tried to love him. which, understandably, made me feel bad!

oh yeah also it was not a purebred wiener dog as i have issues with purebreds, it was like ... a terrier mixed with wiener dog. like i don't know but it had lighter, more coarse fur then a wien would normally have, but wien type face and long body.

anyway finally after much deliberation, i. and i decided to let the dog go into the wild, as he clearly had such disdain for us, we felt he would be better off. happier. to fend for himself.

we went for a walk and we let him go.

he got about 30 feet from us when i, simultaneously but i'm not sure if the two thoughts were related at all, realized that a) he could not possibly care for himself all alone in the wild! and b) he was wearing a rat costume.

oh but not just one rat costume, he had two on. how do i know this? well, the eye hole on the top costume was sort of ... droopy. so i could see the second one underneath.

yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah -- anyway, i re-captured the wiener dog, much to his chagrin, and took him along with us to a house party. not like, crazy fun house party, more like, boring married people house party. and i had him, on his back, in my lap, staring up at me, in his little costume(s), and i realized again how great his ... hatred for me was.

so i let him out in the backyard. because there was a fence, so i knew he was not really going to go anywhere.

THE END.